More Viagra Jokes For You To Enjoy

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died. 

Then there was the depressive patient who liked to take Viagra and Prozac together. If he couldn't get it up, he didn't care! 

What do Microsoft Word for Windows and Viagra have in common?
They both deal with 3½" floppies. 

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor! 

Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck. 

And what about the guy who left a Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now his shirt is too stiff to wear. 

Before Viagra, for some people making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon." 

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north. 

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb. 

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. 

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."

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